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http://www.bottledwater.org/public/hydratio_main.htm
Interesting Things about Bottled Water
1. There is actually an organization called the International Bottled Water Association. Don’t believe me? Go to bottledwater.org and check it out. There you will find helpful things like a Hydration Calculator where you can enter your weight and how much you exercise to find out just how much water (bottled, of course) you should be consuming on a daily basis.
2. How many people—as of 2008—were assigned in the United States to monitor the quality of bottled water? One. No, not 100. Certainly not 1,000. Just one. Every bottle of water in the country might as well have a stamp that says “Approved by Bob.”
3. Not everyone, but certain people, feel the need, when holding a bottle of water, to constantly open it and swig small amounts instead of taking an actual normal-size drink. When filling up your gas tank, do you fill it up in increments of 17 cents? Neither do I. Just drink the thing already.
4. The bottles. According to Senate testimony by representatives from the National Resources Defense Council, we (earthlings) go through an estimated 60 billion bottles of water per year. That comes down to nearly 160 bottles for every single person in the United States. With numbers like that I am amazed that we don’t have to invent some sort of snow-plow like vehicle to clear the bottles from the streets. What’s the number for the patent office?
5. Every time my wife and I are at the store, she buys a new bottle of water. Don’t get me wrong, I want her to be properly hydrated. I know it’s good for her skin and her kidneys and everything else. But when we get home, it’s an absolute guarantee that there will be a minimum of two half-empty bottles already waiting in the fridge.
6. Like coal, oil, and every other natural resource, there really is only so much of this stuff to go around. Once it’s gone, we’ll have to start resorting to seawater, which the last time I checked, isn’t drinkable. I can’t help thinking about that scene in Waterworld when Kevin Costner is drinking his own urine. No thank you. So not only will we run out of water, we won’t have any oil to make the bottles either. It’s a vicious cycle.
7. Water that tries to be more than water. From water with caffeine to water with vitamins, you can get your bottled water spiked with just about anything these days. Feeling a little intellectually inferior, there is even a water that can help you feel smarter. It says it right there on the label. My question is this, where does it stop? Will hyperactive children be able to get a Ritalin-infused water at some point? If we’re willing to try anything, I have a suggestion: Orgasm Water. If we’re already getting screwed, we might as well enjoy it.
8. One of my favorite things to do is watch people at the grocery store. Beyond the DMV and the post office, there are few places better to see such a wide sampling of people from your entire community. Outside of the high-end grocery stores which are economically segregated, your average neighborhood store is likely to be filled with people from every race, creed, and tax bracket you can think of. One of the things I notice often is the fact that bottled water is the only acceptable item to start consuming before it’s paid for. The couple with the pedometers and the matching track suits just can’t wait. We wouldn’t want them fainting in the middle of the store, right? Let’s try something. Next time you’re at the store, take a can opener and start eating a can of pinto beans as you wait in line to pay. See how well that goes over.
9. Every now and then I go into some random place of business with a posted sign that clearly reads, “No Food or Drink.” On the odd chance that I have a beverage in hand, I either take it back to the car or I throw it away before entering the building. Somehow this rule doesn’t apply to bottled water enthusiasts. And God forbid some innocent part-time worker makes them aware of said rule. I have seen a woman argue for five minutes about how she “needs” her water for “health reasons.” If you are in need of fluids that badly, why are you looking for high heels at T.J. Max and not hooked up to an IV at the hospital? Ridiculous.
10. You can get this stuff for free. What’s next, bottled air?
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